Chicks and Footy

2005-12-02T13:04:00.000Z

Sven 'Gordon' Eriksson's a huge Rooney fan.........

You'll Never Walk Alone

2005-12-01T23:52:00.000Z

http://www.zippyvideos.com/6742888992487326/walkonhigh/

Brings a tear to the eye.......ynwa

Hotel Shag

2005-12-01T13:29:00.000Z

http://rapidshare.de/files/4630027/TC_fps_-_hotel_shag.wmv.html

It's a good un, rapidshare though.....apologies

Rush's words of wisdom

2005-12-01T13:26:00.000Z

Mustachioed leek fiddler, Ian Rush, has shocked the football world with an astonishing insight into the life of a premership goalscorer.Skillfully orchestrating a rabid media turnout for his new book 'Me, Aldo and the Ha'penny Dancing Whore', Rush cut a suave figure dressed in his old 1984 Liverpool kit.Long famed for his perceptive insight and rivetting media interaction, the Anfield legend was pushed to give his true feelings about Liverpool's misfiring piss streak, Peter Crouch."He's just lacking confidence," said Rush. "He needs a goal and he's got to be greedy and he's got to be selfish."You have to tell yourself, 'I'm a good player, and I'm going to score.'"It's all about mental toughness. Once he gets that first goal, he'll be up and running."After the audible gasps and frantic scribbling of the tabloid hacks had died down, Rush was heard to comment that he was 'well chuffed to be here'.

Benfica in 'come and take him' plea

2005-12-01T13:13:00.000Z

SL Benfica have declared that Liverpool's interest in their diminuitive right winger has been greeted with open arms and, in some quarters, 'lactose intolerance' and 'sex wee'.Club President Luis Filipe Vieira said, 'for the amount of £12 million we'll all cut off our nuts and swallow them whole'.Vieira has quickly moved to dismiss allegations that the projected fee is highly inflated, stating that Simao had scored 44 goals in 3 seasons and was captain of the Lisbon club. Juan Laporta, El presidente of Barcelona recently mused 'we are still pissing ourselves over the £8 million we got for him some years ago!'Sources close to Anfield hinted that the club's 'top brass' were 'considering signing Vieira up as Comic Laureat to the club'.

Footy News

2005-12-01T13:10:00.000Z

Several of Liverpool's much touted Under 18's side were dragged from the pitch by Rescue workers and RAF Helicopter crews after a disastrous 'piss on' at the hands of Manchester United on Saturday. Desperate Scousewives looked on in horror as the young hopefuls struggled against the torrent of the piss spewed out by their primarily fatherless opponents, the game finished 4-0.John Owens, Liverpool's (talentless) U18's manager, released a short statement after the piss had subsided, "We don't know what happened, one minute we were happy as Larry, the next i'm giving mouth to mouth on half drowned players and treating 3rd degree ammonia burns!"

A classic BJ

2005-12-01T13:05:00.000Z

Some sound would be fun but hey ho.......she's a fitty

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Classic_Webcam_BJ_4735.html